You could be wiping like the Masked Man!
CLAPTONE’s meteoric ascent through the house music ranks has been nothing short of spectacular. On a constant search to conquer new frontiers, the masquerading gentleman’s newest offering is simply stupendous.
Magically soft and cut from extracts of fine gold leaf, we are proud to present the new, CLAPTONE Golden Toilet Paper a limited time offer.
Now available exclusively through CLAPTONE.com, the CLAPTONE Golden Toilet Paper is an artisanal blend of premium cotton and gold leaf of the highest grade, handmade, designed and packaged locally in Berlin.
Constructed of four layers of golden goodness, The CLAPTONE Golden Toilet Paper is both velvety-soft to the touch and environmentally friendly.